Rudy Red Dress

Rudy Giuliani in drag? When I performed a search in Google I also requested “pictures” since I hadn’t seen the evidence that has been in the news. I’ll say I was a little disappointed. I was sure the sight would be rather repulsive but I have to admit it wasn’t quite as naughty as I had expected.

The purple color (or was it lavender or lilac?) gave a pleasant hue but, as I watched the video, a few questions popped in my mind. The blouse was slightly draped over the midriff and concealed what may have been otherwise unbecoming of a lady. Was our lady of indulgence securely harnessed in a corset? What about other under garments? Black lace? Chartreuse? Silk or satin? Surely, cotton would be shy of propriety. My curiosity has its limits.

The quality of the videos failed to provide me a clear view of the footwear. I imagine pumps were properly coordinated with the gown; otherwise those strides down the aisle would have been less graceful if his feet were adorned with high-heels. Were his legs shaven or were pantyhose another garment of collusion? I prefer not to envision the alternative to these options.

I have no intentions of revisiting the revealing scenes on the web, but I fail to recollect if his costume included earrings. It would be a shame if he had decided against jewelry to accent to locks of blonde.

I ponder the thought how Carson Kressley (Queer Eye for the Straight Guy; How To Look Good Nakded) may have beautified Rudy. Their feminine sides may have clashed, resulting in caterwauling from each. My opinion would put Carson’s judgment as more appropriate. Now that I’ve brought up the idea, I would relish the occasion to further critique another transformation of Rudy.

The elegance shown with a splash of perfume equaled any model. Donald Trump sure got a good whiff when he positioned himself ever so close to Rudy’s neck. In no way did I view the scene as a kiss. In private there may have been other indiscretions, something which I decline to envision.

What about those lips? I was not at all impressed. I felt the coloring was much too flashy a red but may have been a goal to bring attention to whatever intentions he had hoped to invoke. I might have suggested that, to portray the look of a lady of the night, appropriate attire would have given him the title of “Rudy Red Dress”. If the dress fits….